Guess who? :D

Hey guys,
Just a quick update. I am officially a United States Sailor as of Friday (hoo-yah), I'm stuck here for another two weeks and than I will be in Florida. I miss you all. Shit here has been mad easy. I gained 22 fucking pounds (too much peanut butter), but in all seriousness it's not fat, I swear. I'm making pretty good money right now and earned college credits just for doing boot camp. The female recruits aren't anything to drool over, trust me, so the temptations aren't too bad. My RDCs (Recruit Division Commanders) are pretty hardcore but can be pretty fucking hysterical too. We're just chilling in Rookie Heaven until graduation so I have access to internet while I'm here, as well as a private movie theater, pool tables (hoo yah), subway, taco bell subway, and a pretty gnarly arcade. I'm so ready to get the fuck out of here though. My keystrokes are probably being monitored right now, but when I get to Florida, I swear to you- I. Am. Going. To. Stick. It. Everything. Anyways. Adios for now.
-Vulture

There's internet access there now? What the hell...

*heavy breathing*

I don't know if I would technically call it "internet" because of how fucking slow it is but yeah, in the phone booths.